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WUT, another meme?

Yes, another meme.

Description of meme, as quoted from eur0philia 's LJ: where the person who tagged you describes you in five words and then you describe those attributes. So if anyone wants a go at the meme, leave a comment and I'll describe you :D.

I received the following five words from eur0philia : Lazy. Yaoi. Random. Maccas. Hatesex. :DDDD

1. Lazy

I am very very lazy. I am so lazy that I'm often tempted to pay more for delivery than to go out and buy it myself. Even though I have a car. And it's five minutes away.

My laziness probably developed from my control freak/perfectionist tendencies (which rarely surfaces nowadays) - I'm the type of person who requires herself to get it done right the first time, and if I can't, or there is a high risk of failure, I usually decide not to do it at all. This trait eventually evolved into the instinctual laziness I'm known for today. There is very little that motivates me to get off my increasingly large arse and do stuff, since I'm also that horrible type of human being that doesn't really have a passion for any particular hobby or activity (of the 'wholesome' kind anyway).

2. Yaoi

While I'm not passionate about most things, I am most definitely passionate about yaoi.

Yes, I am a pervert. A voyeur, to be exact.

Delving into yaoi (not the most wholesome of hobbies) strangely made me a better person - because I used to be a total wannabe. I wanted everyone to like me, and to be the most popular kid. Ugh, now the thought makes me throw up a little inside. But after delving into yaoi and the world of the INTERNETS, where everyone is about as weird as you are (and then some), I had The Epiphany and realized that I can't be bothered to care about being popular or universally liked anymore.

BL (boy's love) just makes me happy like nothing else. It's hot, and I dunno, reading/watching about straight relationships just don't appeal to me, porn or no porn. Maybe because most stereotypical girls I meet IRL or even virtual ones (like most shoujo heroines) are kinda annoying. And even the non-annoying girls wouldn't appeal to me as much as yaoi does. HURR.

...Anyway, moving on...

3. Random

If you see some of my pictures on Facebook, you will know that I have this very peculiar tendency to put random objects on my head. For example, when we were at hiverious and Ellis' birthday party, I decided it would be a great idea to stick my head in Cedric(hiverious ' cat)'s cube toy thing. That somehow spawned a spontaneous photoshoot, which involved the reenacting of windows from Playschool, parodying a famous painting involving God and I-forgot-who-the-human-is and other cracky moments. It encouraged Ellis to put another cat toy on his head too.

I've done the same with my fabulous Mad Hatter top hat (which is basically a wonky construction with a short top hat as the base, a piece of thick paper, and lots and lots of masking tape) at eur0philia 's house - whereby I dressed up my hat with Tash's equally fabulous Cheshire Cat tail, her Cheshire Cat smile, her Cheshire Cat ears, shorelle 's tiara, and 3D glasses, and eur0philia 's bowler hat. All this on top of a fluorescent green wig. 

4. Maccas

Yes, someone who actually LIKES Maccas :3 Everyone may say they hate Maccas, but I'm of the opinion that customers pick with their feet, and at last count, I'm pretty certain that Maccas was still doing far better in business than KFC and Hungry Jacks.

Maccas is my favourite fast food, and I have yet to be sick of it. I used to work there as a casual for over 4 years (almost 5) before finally moving on to full-time at my current workplace. My favourite things to eat at Maccas are as follows:

Breakfast: Sausage and Egg McMuffin Meal (extra sausage and extra cheese), with a Sweet and Sour sauce for my Hash Brown and a Large Coke instead of the coffee.

Lunch: McChicken burger (with cheese and tomato), Large Coke, Six Nuggets with Sweet and Sour sauce. If I decide to have fries, I like dipping them in a Soft Serve icecream.

One of my life's goals is to taste local Maccas in every country in the world. 'Nuff said.

5. Hatesex

Hatesex? Yes please. While vanilla sex is all fine and dandy for a while, there's just nothing like the sexual, and possibly violent, charge of HATESEX. My first hatesex pairing was Draco/Harry <3 and then once I delved into other fandoms, hatesex pairings (or crack pairings) usually draw me in like nothing else. Probably also because I really really like dubcon elements in my porn. I mean, Russia/America? HELL YES. And before you can roll your enviably large eyes at me, eur0philia , I know you put me onto Russia/America and for that I am infinitely grateful (though I still like USUK for all that revolutionary angst). Violent FrUK is also OSMFUL.

Uh yeah. I dunno, I just really like putting people who hate each other's guts into sexually charged situations, or I just really like reading the hate turning into violent lust. Pervert, remember?

Anyway, that was probably more than you ever wanted to know about me so yeah, if you want to be meme'd, comment and I will try to describe you in 5 words if I (hopefully) know you well enough.



Mar. 14th, 2010 02:38 am (UTC)
XDDD I recently converted one of my colleagues into eating a double Sausage and Cheese McMuffin BWAHAHAHAHAHA so I would recommend you try the extra sausage and cheese the next time you get some Maccas breakfast. It's pretty damn addictive :9

Hmm, I usually do not mix my chicken with tomato sauce, or pickles and onion. Weird, perhaps. I rarely mix two different types of meat into one sandwich either haha. I may try it someday though. Though I do remember a client who ordered a Quarter Pounder with a McChicken Patty and a Filet o' Fish patty. That was interesting.
Mar. 14th, 2010 05:36 am (UTC)
Ah well I generally take out the pickle and onion or get them to take it out.

But I love mixing meats! :D I guess it's the glutton in me.

Right now I have a pizza with BBQ chicken and ham on it in the oven. :D